Day 3 of posting 30 days in a row: pretty much fail.
Today I slept in until 9:30 because my husband is pretty damn nice, and because I didn't feel well.
Then I took Olivia to see a new Tinkerbell movie at the library until about 2 which was fun because I got to dick around on my phone for almost two hours and chat with actual adults! Who say grown up things and don't try to watch me pee!
Then I had to buy a few groceries for the week, and also a bottle of chocolate raspberry vodka. You know, just the staples.
Then we went to watch football at a friend's house at 4:30, and tried to help install a new kitchen faucet. Oh wait! We are not handy! So instead we ate all of their food and drank all of their beer and then stayed until 9:30 when Olivia lost her shit so hard that she didn't even make sense while she was talking. Our friends should find more useful friends.
Then I put Adelle to bed while Mark got Olivia to bed. But first we had to do a puppet show using a night light, which Olivia requires every night and involves dog hand puppets pooping, peeing, and puking on her.
THEN I ate 7 fudge stripe cookies. And I was super pissed when they were gone but also super pissed that I ate them because none of my pants fit.
Now it is 10 and I'm half drunk and I am supposed to write a blog. But I'm so tired that I can't even funny drunk blog and you know what else? I keep typing everything wrong and having to backspace and then retype. Not very efficient, this whole drinking and blogging thing.
Good night, friends.