You're sitting at the teeny tiny kid table coloring. It's a real masterpiece, quite honestly. You're just about to finish an expertly shaded portion of Hello Kitty's head when...
What you actually say: That looks so pretty! Good job!
What you say in your head: What the hell you ruined my picture why do you hate meeeeeeee????!!!
Can't color a beautiful picture, can't pee in private, can't eat sweets without shoving them in your mouth as you hide in the laundry room. Parenting can be a real sacrifice, ya know?