Dear Every Fast Food Place,
Please stop forcing your employees to ask me how I am doing.
1. I'm hungry and lazy and therefore, buying your shitty food.
2. They don't care how I'm doing and make it painfully obvious.
3. I don't care at all how they are doing but feel like I have to ask and then pretend to care and OMG I HATE AWKWARD SOCIAL INTERACTION.
4. (for Chick-fil-a only) You can only say, "My Pleasure" so many times before it starts to sound dirty.
Let's just all mutually agree to barely tolerate each other for the sake of unhealthy food, clogged arteries, and obesity.