Jen, Ainsley, Olivia, and Mark
|I NEED MINNIE MOUSE!|
|Minnie Sing a Ma Jig?|
Or Magical BJ Minnie?
|GAH! Disney has to be in on everything!|
Nothing is sacred!
|She requires two Disney Pwincess Band-Aids per day.|
No boo-boos. Just for generally looking fabulous.
I think I shall ask for a lollipop for dinner for at least the next
forty consecutive days.
|Chips? Birthday cake? Cheetos?|
Happy meal? Fries?
Playground? Then happy meal?
|This is not a zombie.|
This is me before my morning coffee.
|My face after my first steroid shot, and my second steroid shot.|
Apparently = Fupatoe.
(More about all my swelling here)
|Because this makes me feel normal.|
|This trach is bananas.|
Found cute g-tube covers.
Critical illness is not an excuse to be unfabulous.
|Your teeth will be clean,|
But everything else will be dirty.
|Strokes are funny.|
|Over fifteen pounds now.|
Everyone denies putting fudge through her g-tube
but I'm still suspicious.
|Ainsley's first trip outside!|
It was a playdate with another trach-vent baby, but
I'm not going to post another baby on my blog.
Not everyone is an attention whore like me.
|Just in case you were fooled by the apparent ease of that last picture, |
look at this whole ordeal!
These are just a couple of our favorite people who love our baby
and keep her drama at bay while we live a glamorous lifestyle and
make millions of dollars at our super important jobs****.
|2 year Old + iPhone + NICU + Netflix Streaming = Winning.|
|Hello, I refuse to stand still so I think I'll carry around my illegal snacks, kthxbai.|
|I love how we are all trying to convince Olivia to chill out.|
|Love this one.|
They had just started rounds and Ainsley was being totally nosy about it.
|Olivia finds the NICU to be exhausting, dahling.|
As does her mother.
|The estrogen that will rule Mark for the rest of his life.|
Start getting comfortable with tampon purchasing, Mark!
|Ainsley, getting a taste of what she's in for when she comes home.|
|I think instead of smiling for these pictures, |
Ainsley was going for "fat and intrigued."
|I love daddy because he lets me lay down and be lazy.|
|Could I interest you in a raspberry? Or a nibble of wrist chub?|
|We have a giant canvas of this one.|