My belief that The Ice Cream Man is pervy is really probably just a reflection of my flawed character. Somehow. I'm afraid to ask other people, because not everyone appreciates my blog fodder. Talking about blog material in real life just makes me sound like a dumbass. Unless I'm drunk, in which case I sound awesome.
Anyway. This truck? You guys...It was the most amazing Ice Cream Truck ever. EVAR!
The picture on the side of the truck was a clown, making the typical Creepy Clown Face. But this clown was holding a popsicle. Except, you couldn't see his hands, and the popsicle was just floating in the air at about a 45 degree angle, away from the clown and pointing toward the ice cream pick-up window.
It looked like a giant penis.
I need to tell you that it was red, white, and blue.
A giant, red, white, and blue penis popsicle.
Now, I know that all Ice Cream Truck Drivers are special snowflakes, and you know, you probably know a very fine, upstanding Ice Cream Truck Driver. I know. But I'm sorry: every Ice Cream Truck Driver I've ever seen looks a little bit skanky. Usually like the kind of person you warn your kid about when you tell them not to take treats from strangers or go near kidnapper vans. And then there is a giant penis popsicle on the side? I'm just saying, it's a little pervy.
Jennepper's Rendering of The Ice Cream Truck Who Refused To Be Photographed In Rush Hour Traffic:Trust me. This does not do justice.
Since I didn't get a real picture, I turned to my
Here's my favorite: Tony's Whippy.
ewwwwww! Freshly made for you! ewwwwwww!
And the second runner up, from FAIL Blog: Mr. Ding A Ling's Ice Cream (complete with warning to Watch Your Children)
I need a vacation. Or a hobby. Or...just a life, in general I guess. But how else am I going to entertain myself during my 2 hour commute every day? And don't say something brilliant like Rosetta Stone CDs or something. We all know that I couldn't possibly fit any more smarts into my brain.
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