PUPO = Pregnant Until Proven Otherwise
Me = PUPO
We did our inseminations on Wednesday and Thursday this week. It was pretty painless.
The worst part was when Mark was singing all of the late 80s/early 90s songs on the intercom while I was laying down for 10 minutes afterward. While he does a great Gloria Estefan, I still hate to worry that all of the sperm will squirt out from my hysterical laughing.
Our counts were just OK on Wednesday - 10 million, 85% motile. The doctor said that would be considered average but 20 million is what you want to see.
Thursday, we had 20 million, 92% motile.
30 million sperm all in my body.
One of those fuc*ers better fertilize my egg!